How the heck does that letter go?
Dear Mr. Bus Driver,
I suffer from a medical condition (being Irish/Scottish/Polish/Russian) that means I can't make a long-distance journey by bus or train without getting mildly swallied. Please can I bring a six-pack of Heineken for the journey? I note there is a toilet on the bus, so I can guarantee I won't need to ask for a pish-stop along the way.
Yours drunkenly,
A. Passenger
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